I have a dick and I probably hate you and everything you stand for.
If one of you fuckers were following me, i wouldn’t cry about you unfollowing me, other than you reading this shit might actually teach you something.
But then again. If you’re so preoccupied in criticizing privilege theory, then I’m pretty fucking sure your at least, three, four shades of a bigot anyway.
This dog is beautiful.
the other day me and my annoying neighbor sebastian were walking down the street. he was mad at me because i ran over his oriental michelle obama statue with his tractor (long story) anyways i was pissed and i was constipated. (thats when u gotta poop but the poop doesnt come out of your anus) anyways this dog came out and scared sebastian into betsi smith’s yard. (betsi smith is a nun) her and all her nun buddies buddies were having a men against menstrual cramps ceremony. in the end Sebastian got stuck in the toilet with a plunger. all the nuns were scared there cover would be blown so they told Sebastian if he leaves his house they will call his mom.
sorry for my bad grammar. english isnt my first language as im half British half Australian